My visit to the Dentist

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Yesterday, I went to my dentist. Where I go to get my teeth examined is unlike any other place people go to. I go to the dentist in the "hood" and when I say that word I use it loosely. I go to DC General Hospital outpatient clinic. DC General according to Washingtonians is the worst place in the DMV to go for anything let alone let them examine my teeth. I am kind of a rebel I guess when thinking about people's opinions and making sure that I go against the grain. I wanted to try them out because they were close to my house. I have been going there for almost a year and it's rarely ever a dull moment in this office.

People curse up a storm because the waits are so long but mind you we are at this clinic because we do not pay insurance. Thanks to DC Government if you make a certain amount of money they cover your healthcare. I became eligible when I became a DC resident but also because I was unemployed at the time. Yesterday like any other day was ride. When I walk in the office I walk to the receptionist desk, insert my information and go have a seat. I sat in the corner playing words with friends and reading a book that made me doze off. In my boredom I could hear people saying, Bitches, motherfuckers and what have you. I could hear an argument right next to me in its full entirety. I decided to take out my trusty Iphone and documented everything they said. LOL Now for our featured presentation (Ummm Hmmm * clears throat)

Tracey and Michael: A Novella

Tracey and Michael are a married couple around their mid-40s. They are at the dentist office together waiting to be called for their appointment and they have a dispute.

Tracey: "Be a man"
(Michael walks out of dentist office into the hallway)
Tracey: "Evil Bitch"
(Michael comes back in to sit down)
Tracey: "I'm not gonna have man staying with me at my mother's house, laying in my bed disrespect me. For all that why don't you give me a divorce so you can stay your ass at your own mother's house?"
Michael: "Maybe I'll do that Tracey"
Tracey: "You have an attitude. You snap on me I'm gonna snap the fuck back."
(Michael sits in silence)
Tracey:" You can kiss my ass and go to hell. Pay the bills and be a motherfucking man. I'm your wife not your fucking girlfriend.
(Michael still in silence)
Tracey: "You always walk out when we are arguing. You got me fucking bent outta shape"
Michael: "Why don't you tell everything Tracey? Why don't you leave me alone?"
Tracey: "We can pay some bills if wasnt drunking all the damn time. Snap on me cuz you fiending for a fucking beer. I aint no fiend"

 -END-

They then call my name. LOL I was really into their argument being nosy as hell. I like going to the dentist because there is never a dull moment plus my dentist is attractive. As he was getting the gunk out my teeth he was so sweet and considerate. He asked me was he hurting me and all that. I felt special. Like it was my first time all over again. Dr. Jackson I <3 U. LOL